🛑 Don't let your nerdiness go unchecked!
The Knock Knock Nifty Note Pad, Nerd Alert is a quirky 4 x 5.25 inch notepad featuring 50 sheets of high-quality paper, designed to humorously warn your friends about their nerdy tendencies. Perfect for gifting to tech enthusiasts, it adds a fun touch to any workspace.
B**C
You really have to be bad at parking to get one of these babies on your windshield...
I stuck this in my glove box and have only used it a couple of times when some idiot really had no clue how to park their car. Gets the point across and you only need to check a couple of boxes. No more searching for a used candy wrapper or Starbucks sleeve to leave a note on the car of a serious offender. Do you live in a parking-challenged city? (SF, Boston, NYC, London...) If you are tired of seeing your neighbors park in a space that could easily fit 2 cars or constantly let their bumper hang into your driveway - this is for you! Yeah, so it's a bit passive-aggressive - but you'll feel better - and hopefully the offender will be more considerate the next time they park.
E**N
Hate Crappy Parker's? Pick Up This Pad!!
I live in an apartment complex and people are constantly parking like they have no sense. Needless to say, I get a lot of use out of these, especially when a non-handicapped marked car is parked in one of the handicapped spaces. Even though these are a joke, it has actually kept people I have "cited" out of these spots!! These are really a hoot and let's you "speak your mind" when you see someone who is parked like a moron!!
E**Y
Funny...
I bought two pads of these “citations”. One for me, one for my cousin who lives in Houston and frequently deals with people who are parking-impaired.As soon as she unwrapped them, she was so excited and ran outside to see if anyone was not parked properly. I however have not had the chance to use any because every time I start filling one out, the parking-impaired person always gets to their car before I have the chance to put it on their windshield. I will keep trying lol.
R**.
10/10 would recommend for every BMW driver and college student
Do you see idiots all around you? Don't have time to go through police academy to write real tickets? No problem! These nifty things will let the morons in your life know how much they irritate you and every other person with common sense. 10/10 would recommend for every BMW driver and college student. Pro tip: don't put these on real cop cars.
S**N
Totally giftable
Ha. Ha. I bought this for my sister who gets very angry at drivers who park in handicap spots and are clearly not handcapped. >:( She is slightly handicapped in that she can't walk very far or for very long, and having a handicap spot is important to her, but people are rude and arrogant and feel that they can park in those spots even without an official placard or license plate. I'm sure she will put these notes to good use.
S**S
Can't stop laughing
My husband is always complaining about how other people park. I decided to add comic relief to his agitation and gave these to him as a gag gift. He keeps them in the center council with a pen. The only thing I think would make it better is to make them self sticking.
C**R
DON'T USE FOR WORK!
Ok...I love these kind of notes, but I bought this to use for little jobs, etc. for my assistant and such. However, this is not really appropriate for work (unless you want to constantly be inking out the "sexual" on the note pad. Makes for a funny but has to be edited for the office (unless you want HR calling you).
S**A
The best! LEGIT! THE BEST!!!
These are legit the best! I keep them in my glovebox at all times. I never hesitate to leave them on that A-Holes car windshield, who parks like the entire lot is theirs!Or, anyone else’s car for whatever various reasons there are listed.I also love using them as jokes on friends cars here and there- the ones who are unsuspecting- but we all get a good laugh in the end.I love these soooo much!! They are the best!!!!
K**C
Just as entertaininh as i thought.
Made me feel better on a crap day. And have used at work to annoy team mate i dont like. No regrets.
M**N
Four Stars
Pad a bit smaller than I thought, but still funny
C**M
Fun Novelty Item
Fun stickers that my son loved. Made an excellent stocking filler
E**S
Entertaining, but impractical, novelty Item
This is a fun way to tell off the inconsiderate, idiot drivers which plague every city, store, and businesses worldwide. I selected this one specifically because the wording is a bit lighter than some of the other novelty fake parking tickets on the market. Many of them are too rude, aggressive, or offensive to be funny.Unfortunately, these notes doesn't come close to resembling a real parking citation, which defeats the purpose somewhat. The miniature dimensions are closer to that of a pocket notepad or a pad of post-it notes as opposed to a real parking ticket. If you place this on someone's windshield, there's a good chance they would not notice it at all, and it will just blow off in the wind as they drive away.Anyone with basic design skills and a printer should be able to create something similar at reduced expense, with the added bonus of being able to customize the appearance and wording to suit the specific needs of their property. The only advantage of purchasing this product is to have the notes assembled neatly on a pad so you can feel like you are writing in a real ticket book.
W**)
Cute, and no profanity
I have a handicapped placard and am frequently frustrated by the lack of consideration of drivers who pay no attention to their parking. I like these notes and can fill in any further comments I’d wish to make. The only problem is I live in an area with plenty of snow and these notes are a thin paper that wets and crinkles easily.
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