Monster Energy Ultra Watermelon, Sugar Free Energy Drink, 16 Ounce (Pack of 15)

Q: Is this what plants crave?

No electrolytes here. Just plain toilet water.

Q: Why has ny current order been delayed, so far for 10 days and still not shipped?

Every single flavor of Monster I order, gets delayed or cancelled. Amazon support is never helpful or compensatory for the shipping issues. Its honestly infuriating.

Q: Can you tell what all flavors taste like please?

I can tell you about Red, White, Orange, Purple, Green, and that GreyBlue. Red reminds me of Hawaiian Punch, but with a bit more flavah. White I find insipid, with a rather nondescript mild sweet taste. I mean, I will go without rather than waste money on the white can. The orange is my favorite. If you like orange sodas, you'll like it. Lots of orange, almost tangeriney taste. (At one point, I discovered through late night boredom at 7/11: There were creamers that were Almond Joy flavored? If you add 1-2 Almond Joy flavored creamers to one of these orange Sunrise cans, it tastes like a delicious tropical orange drink. Whodathunk, but I dare someone out there to try it, if you can locate Almond Joy creamer. It tastes like a tropical creamsicle.) On to Purple, my second favorite. Nice strong flavor, like a grape-berry. Slakey and yummy. Green. Had to try neon green bottle. For me, it was enjoyable to try, but I like orange and purple better. Green was slightly odd, but interesting. Trying to recall the fruit that came to mind. Blue. I was not crazy about Blue. It reminded me of kid's candy necklace. But if I were a kid, I'd like that! But, since when are Monster drinks healthy for kids? (I like them, but they really are not wise to give to kids.) Of course, this is all subjective. In summary: If you like orange/tangerine, it's a great one. Purple tastes purpley, like grape with berries. White is vague. Red is like a Punch leaning toward berry. Green is interesting and kinda tropical fruity, but I forget which fruit. Blue tastes like candy. I would like to try some of the others. I recommend orange and purple highly.