Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

Arrived on time. It was part of a St. Patrick Day gift. I’m glad it wasn’t for a child or tween because some of the fortunes were risqué. Tastes like fortune cookies. The red ones are salty & their flavor tastes like playdough. I’m thinking the red one was a mistake since these were suppose to be all green? But, the other cookies are ok.

Not as funny as I was expecting.

During a one-shot, I used these for critical fails and adapted the fortune to an in-game consequence. The players thought it was pretty funny and enjoyed the cookies just as much. Solid purchase.

DON’T BUY! They represent that they’ll be funny cute cookies. About 3 had. Rest were nothing. One cookies had the random word Prom. What does that even mean. Several other cookies just said lucky numbers and listed random numbers. $30 I spent on two different kinds. It’s a scam.

The cookies were completely stale to the point I was worried they’d break teeth. Some of the cookies didn’t have fortunes in them and the red dye of the cookies was disconcerting. I bought them for a Halloween party and we basically just broke them all open to get the misfortunes and then the threw away the cookies.