ALL YOU CAN EAT Explicit Lyrics

The inconvenient truth is that Steel Panther is the best hard rock group making records today. This is their third release and it's as good as the last two, though more accomplished musically. The songs are air tight musically - the songwriting is very very strong and varied. Their mastery of all styles of rock writing is undeniable to anyone not willing to dismiss them for humorous lyrics. There isn't a dud on this record, and none of the songs are alike. I agree with Michael Starr that this is the first record where Steel Panther's influences aren't obvious and they have their own well honed sound. But Steel Panther aren't just a bunch of guys that write great catchy songs, they are also some of the best musicians working today. Everyone of these guys is saturated in ridiculous amounts of talent. Michael Starr is a fantastic singer - he has the David Lee Roth scream down to a science, but he also has his own voice and a mastery of expressive singing. And it's hats off to Satchel - who I suspect writes all of the tunes in spite of the credits. His mastery of the guitar is simply jaw dropping. He has full command of every modern technique, but instead of endless repetition or mindless noodling - his solos are thoughtful and invested in the song. I know I'll get protests from all the fans of our established guitar heroes, but Satchel sweeps the floor with everyone alive but Jeff Beck. He writes better songs and his solos reveal an intelligence that simply isn't found in most accomplished guitarists these days. Finally, a good rock group starts with the drums for me. Groups that lay out the 4/4 beat leave me cold. What's great about Steel Panther is the drum parts are part of the song, much as they are in Zeppelin, Metallica and Slayer. Stix is clearly instrumental (sorry) in arranging the songs and pushing them to the next level, which often makes the difference between a fully realized sound and a group that's bores after a few listens.

Not only is the musicianship top notch but the songs are really well-written and absolutely hilarious!! The humor is definitely not for younger listeners so I would not buy this for the kids or anything like that. However, if you are looking for something that is really fun to listen to, doesn’t take itself too seriously (except for the playing…these guys obviously take their musicianship VERY seriously) and rocks harder than most of the glam-metal bands they are both spoofing and emulating, I would definitely pick up this album!

Seriously, great album. Disregard the funny song titles as being childish or immature. Some amazing guitar work by Satchel, lead vocals from Starr sound amazing, Stix doing a great job on the drums as usual, and Lexxi looking good as always and not really playing due to Satchel filling in for bass. Not only is this album raunchy goodness, but it's actually a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. It has a good mix with 80's glam "metal" with current heavy-rock/metal tones. Awesome cover for the album too, I wouldn't expect anything less from the Steel. I actually think this album is better than Feel the Steel and Balls Out. 5/5, Fanthers will not be dissatisfied with this album.

I like these guys, beware, their songs are really raunchy. The guitar playing is amazing and the lead vocalist has one of the best voices in rock music. Their earlier albums had songs I liked better but this album has plenty of good stuff to earn it four stars. Good music to All!

The subject matter of the songs on this album is pure filth. This might be the first album I've bought that I would consider porn music.With that being said, this album is also one of the most enjoyable albums I have heard in a long time. I like to read all lyrics when I listen to a new album for the first time. The lyrics are printed kinda small, but I was able to keep up pretty well. That is until I started laughing so hard I couldn't keep my place. I kept losing my place because I couldn't see through tears of laughter. This album is so well done, I can't find anything wrong with it. The singing, playing and songs on this album are all great. Sound quality is great also.All you can eat for sure! Impressive.

For a loving nod to and merciless parody of 80s hair metal excess, Steel Panther flex the best musical chops to back it up. I was looking forward to the new album and it was worth it. Fun melody and bad ass riffing underscore bro codes (Pussywhipped), the most casual of casual encounters (Gloryhole) and times of serious romance (Bukkake Tears). Sophomoric humor and brilliant music. Great job Michael, Satchel, Lexy and Sticks!

Steel Panther's new All You Can Eat album is a blast, these guys have had in my opinion 3 excellent albums in a row and have single handedly kept the spirit of the 1980's hair metal band alive, five stars all the way. Now with that out of the way, the vinyl i got came with a big problem, DUST, DUST EVERYWHERE. As i was holding the still sealed record i could hear it sliding slightly back and forth in the sleeve and it sounded like it was scraping something, so i tore the shrink-wrap off and as i preceded to slide the vinyl out this heavy grainy dust poured out with it, just like sand on a beach except on my NEW vinyl album. Now is this the case with all produced vinyl copies of this album? I don't know, but i'm not the only reviewer who got one like this. Thankfully i was able to clean the grainy dust off the vinyl and out of the sleeve, but this is an unacceptable manufacturer mess up.

These guys ROCK ! and do it with gobs of humor to boot ! and their videos are NUTS and very funny. They are all over youtube so check them out ! plus they do humorous TV type bits in addition to concerts, cd's and music videos. Don't be a punk and try to download this on the cheap, all 3 albums are great so support the band and buy buy buy !!!

Commande au top. Bien emballé. Vinyle en bon état et un son de super qualité. :3

大好きなのですが、 ちょっと、勢いがなくなりました。 みなさん５０越えなので、しょうがないですけど。 音は本物です。 ハリウッドで週一でライブをやっているからかな。 練習量や年季が違います。 安定感がハンパないです エアロスミスが若干いいなって思える人に。

Das ist sie nun also, die dritte Scheibe von Steel Panther? Bereits mit dem ersten Eindruck hatte die CD gewonnen. Das Artwork, mit der Nachstellung des letzten Abendmahls und der Songtitel *You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk* sorgten bereits für Lacher, als ich noch keinen einzigen Ton von der Scheibe gehört hatte. Köstlich. Der erste Eindruck vervollständigte sich mit dem ersten Hördurchgang. Das Feeling der 80er Jahre wird authentisch rübergebracht und die Songs rocken was das Zeugs hält. Scheiben diese Art waren in der 1980ern genau richtig, um sich die Gehörgänge, nach viel zu viel Thrash-, Power- und Heavy-Metal-Genuß, freizuballern. Und was noch wichtiger war: die Satire lebte und sie funktionierte. Bereits nach der ersten Scheibe hatte ich die Befürchtungen das die Rezeptur die Michael Starr, Satchel, Lexxi Foxxx und Stix Sadinia da zusammengebraut hatten sehr schnell wieder zu Tode laufen würde. Der Nachfolger *Balls Out* (steht auf dem Index) konnte das bereits widerlegen und nun legten die Stahl Panther ein weiteres Mal nach und stellten die beiden Vorgänger einfach mal locker in den eigenen Schatten. So muss sauguter Hardrock der Extraklasse sein. Keine Regeln, keine Grenzen und keine Kompromisse. Es gäbe jetzt genügend Superlativen um die Mucke auf einen eigenen Sockel zu heben. Ich belasse es einfach bei der Feststellung, das sich die Band an dieser Scheibe in Zukunft selbst messen lassen wird. Musikalisch ausgefeilte Spielfreude, mit allen Versatzstücken des Glam-Rockes, treffen auf komplett überzeichnete Lyrics und ein übersteuertes Macho-Bewußtsein und nimmt keine Rücksicht auf den oft beschworenen guten Geschmack. So könnte man die Scheibe knapp zusammenfassen. Dazu gibt es saugute Riffes und saugute Hammersongs. Meine Überschrift mag zwar arg überzeichnet wirken, weil die Metal-Szene meilenweit davon entfernt ist eine NewWaveOfAmericanGlamRock aus der Taufe zu heben. Aber es reicht mir persönlich schon völlig, wenn dieser alte Glam-Style immer noch existiert und sich eine starke Band gefunden hat, die Bock hatte mal wieder ordentlich zu posen, was ohne Selbstironie wohl kaum so genial funktioniert hätte. Das man hier und da die Riffs bekannter 1980er-Jahre-Größen verbrät lässt den Witz noch eine Ecke greifbarer werden, denn diese Kollegen meinten es noch Ernst, als sie ihren Schwülst auf Vinyl bannten. Anspieltipps (der Vollständigkeit halber): ALLES - aber Achtung: Metal-Fans, die zum Lachen in den Keller gehen (sprichwörtlich) sollten lieber die Finger vom Stahl Panther lassen...

Didn't know what to expect from Steel Panther's third album. I loved Feel The Steel, I *loved* Balls Out, and I had a feeling this one would either be more of the same with nothing new or not nearly as good as the previous albums. Glad to say this isn't the case. All You Can Eat is hard rock at its sleaziest, funniest, tightest and best. Absolutely love opener "Pussywhipped" and its Metallica 'Battery'-style intro. Seriously. "Party Like Tomorrow..." somehow sounds even better next to the other album tracks than it did/does as a single. I hoped to be laughing out loud as I listened to the album first time through, and I did (check out 'Gloryhole' and you'll see what I mean..) "Burden Of Being Wonderful" is just slick with the *gasp* keyboards!! Think Van Halen's 1984 album but with an up-to-date edge (and plenty of cussing..!) and you've got it. No Fanther should be without this record.

Yes, this is serious. Steel Panther are the only band/artists that I know of who doesn't have any filler or weak song on their repertoire. And they have recorded 75 songs, covers and ads included. Not only "All You Can Eat" is great, all their albums are great. Give it a try!