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Bertrand Shit Bitch Bear from

Name: Bertrand Shit Bitch Bear from
Brand: Loveislame
SKU: 58019750
Price: 341.48 ILS
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.428571428571429 (7 reviews)

Product ID: 58019750

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🎁perfect quirky gift

🧸15-inch scruffy charm

❤️heart of gold vibe

Description

🧸 Love, laughs, and a little bit of attitude—meet your new favorite bear!

STANDOUT SIZE - A generous 15-inch plush that commands attention on any shelf or couch.
HEARTFELT HUMOR - Combines love and humor perfectly—ideal for gifting with a twist.
TOP RATED DELIGHT - Boasts a stellar 4.7-star rating from delighted customers who love its quality and charm.
VERSATILE GIFTING - Perfect for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or just because—guaranteed to make anyone smile.
IRRESISTIBLE PERSONALITY - Scruffy brown fur with a cheeky name that sparks laughter and conversation.

Bertrand Shit Bitch Bear is a 15-inch brown plush teddy with a scruffy look and a heart of gold, designed by Loveislame. Weighing just 8 ounces, it’s a high-quality, humorous gift rated 4.7 stars, perfect for adults 16+ who want to blend affection with playful irreverence.

Specifications

ASIN	B00W4CEXN2
Customer Reviews	4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (18)
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer	No
Item Weight	8 ounces
Item model number	864728000113
Manufacturer	Loveislame
Manufacturer recommended age	16 years and up
Product Dimensions	8 x 8 x 15 inches

Reviews

M**A

Would recommend

I bought this as a funny birthday gift for my best friend. It is perfect and great quality. Definitely a great buy.

13.10.2019

D**T

Niece loves it

My niece saw this and came to me with those big brown eyes....the rest is history and she loves the cute little bear.

30.04.2019

R**G

Funny add on gift, cheap quality material

Great for laughs, not the highest quality, the bear is a little floppy/light on stuffing. You can tell the faux fur is on the cheap side, has a silk type feel instead of the typical teddy bear feel. But then again you don’t buy this to get a high quality teddy bear.

9.04.2018

A**R

The bear is great. The heart is a little misshaped and the ...

The bear is great. The heart is a little misshaped and the letters on the heart are not very crisp.

2.02.2018

D**S

Got if for my bitch

Love is lame. This bear isn't.

19.12.2018

T**!

Five Stars

She loved it.....my boo works from home...so she keeps in on her desk lol

20.06.2017

D**P

Cheaply made

Little bit cheaply made, especially for $30

18.03.2019

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