Godinger Gas Pump Skull Crossbones Fini Dispenser

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I mean, I get the feeling that cleaning is good... But not everything is a soap dispenser. Specifically, EVERYTHING in my pictures is not a soap dispenser. The manual says to "fill with soapy water to clean" then elaborates to fill with warm soapy water & pump it out multiple times to clean the unit. Please disregard the reviews that complain about it not working long after filling with soap or hand sanitizer - some reviewers are downright off kilter in my opinion. (－‸ლ)Anyway, the unit is not made of metal & glass like our imaginative imagination wants us to believe. This is the lowest costing item like this on Amazon at the time of writing this review. For the price point this is wonderful! Gary loves it! Gary is my reviewer friend that helps me make opinions & structurally support critical pictures. You'll see him throughout my reviews.The dispenser is designed to hold a liquid for distribution as if you were a mountain sized gas station attendant filling up cup sized cars with something to drink immediately. This is not a 100$ decanter made for storing liquor till the end of time. It is a party dispenser for disbursing "shots" into or near "shot glasses" during a calm & relaxed evening with friends.The plastic interior of the product can hold up to 1 liter of soda water for your beverage pleasure needs. Even if you are dispensing the most purest of pure; pure distilled water, you should - ney - MUST NOT store any liquids long term. It actually requires, like, on fleek skills to have that kind dispenser be airtight. Cheaply made, you counter? That's aggressive & I like it. However, do you want a fun drink dispenser for 1 use or not? The very concept is antithetical to the existence of being!"That was it!" I exclaimed, as my mind finally realized I wanted to mention the design! Not engage in bad faith arguments with my fictional readers. "You could edit it?" I said, out loud in a disgusted tone. Never a fan of editing causes too much tone shift. Gary agreed silently.So it has a giant faux chrome skull on it. Hard to notice amidst all the shiny pseudo chrome. Gary thinks its ostentatious & I agreed with him but I didn't really understand what he meant by that so I included an image of the top off. That's what it would look like while filling with lemonade or sweet tea. This is not a soap dispenser. Reviewers explicitly imply, in so many words, per se, claim the whole process is "sus" (short for "suspicious"), because the manuel is worded weirdly. Heck, this very review is worded weirdly. "The whole gosh darn world is worded weirdly!" I shouted, causing my emotional support pet to glance up at me from a lazy daytime nap. Do dogs dream of electric sheep?Paragraph break but same topic as I have poor foresight & hindsight. Please don't factor that into my fundamental ability to review. The very concept is antithetical to the existence of being! Wait... I AM a good writer; because this paragraph DID turn out to be unrelated to whatever I was saying. The end result is not for me, nes pa?I think the manuel just kind of over emphasizes the word "soap" so people might pick-up on that keyword when they skim over prior to hunkering down & really studying every word on the official document from the company. It covers everything from clean with soap & water to dispensing said fluid out of it to clean the unit. It then has a little text that says "don't store liqure in thiis overnight" except without the glaring spelling errors. I feel this was added because someone stored liquor in it overnight & it leaked. Kind of how they add that disclaimer to "not eat" the packaging.. You know someone had previously attempted to eat the packaging.Whether you be earnest in your endeavors or nihilistic anarchists just watching the world burn... I highly recommend this product! What this is is a drink dispenser for a cool party. If you actually, like, really actually, cleaned it like the manuel instructed this could last a long-arse time. 100% you need to wash it prior to use because come on.. let's not "eat the packaging," as it has been said.The shiny plastic does show smudges pretty easily when I manhandle it. I'd wear oven mitts or adhere paper towel to oneself when I needed to touch it; just to be safe. Unless you happen to have an autonomous robot then moves when you don't look. In that case: it scuffs easily too. I'd prefer smudges over scuffs. Oh man, don't get me started on the semantic etymology aspect of the quintessential ontology within the duality of smudge v. scuff. I have some literature I'd like to share with you, please come inside. I know it's dark; the better for me to see you my dear sweat reader.Pretty sure I DID write this for me. Gary's final thoughts:TL;DL? RTFM LOL # NOT A SOAP DISPENSER

This product is something you'd see at party city for $5. It is NOT SILVER PLATED as in the description. There is no need to be careful to polish it.I dont think this seal is tight enough to store liquor long term. I wanted something cute and metal for my curio cabinet and instead got a crummy cheap liquor dispenser that can be used for a halloween party attraction.The engraving pictures in the listing is also not present on the item.

Filled it with soap, squeezed the handle 50 times and still no soap coming out. It does say soap dispenser in the description... totally bummed.

This is all plastic, very cheaply made. The finish coat was rubbed off in places. It was my fault for not reading the description. It looked cool so I ordered it for our game room. I am very disappointed.