From the Manufacturer

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From the tropical islands of Fiji, man created one of his greatest inventions: The hammock. Hammocks are what man would sleep in if it weren’t for women, who require sheets and pillows and spring mattresses. But even if you rise from one of these so-called beds, you can still retreat to the shower and wash yourself in the fresh “scent hammock” of Fiji Bar Soap.

For a True Olfactory Experience, Try Them Together

Grab your scent-seeking Geiger counter and start combing the beach of freshness, for you are about to be rich beyond your wildest dreams. No, not from precious metals. But from the rich tropical scent of the complete Fiji collection.

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Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant

Reduces sweat

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Long-Lasting Stick Deodorant

A scent with staying power

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Bar Soap

Devastates odor

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Body Wash

Drop-kicks dirt and odor

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Body Spray

Turn up your man-smell

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the pros of procuring this product?

It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain.
It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies.
It smells like cobra fangs.
It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion.
It increases your ability to sense other dimensions.
It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women.
It makes larger mammals fear you.
It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent.

What are the cons of procuring this product?

It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals.
It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist.
It smells too manly.
Its manly scent causes people to assume you're an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries.

What if my current soap isn't manly enough?

Try Old Spice Body Wash.
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.
What if my armpits sprung a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-perspirant.
What if I've lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.