Millage Flying Tourbillon (3826) Collection

I got this watch and It suck so bad when I gave it to my friend he slap me and said are you a moron. Just give me the money then a watch that look like you got a walmart on the discount rack. Next time don't buy me crapy watches.

Nice watch but the strap is cheap the dye came out on my wrist now i have a black wrist to go along with my black eye, the wife wasn't very happy about me spending $11 on shipping

I am very pleased with the overall quality. One star off for the paid shipping, I only budgeted $99,000 for this purchase, and will now probably have to pawn my toaster again.

Featuring no fewer than a dozen numbers, this outstanding feat of temporal engineering allows you to pinpoint the exact hour and minute in which you happen to be observing it. Revolutionizing the field of clockwork, the Millage Flying Tourbillon 3826 makes this task less complicated than ever by including a new, shortened hand for hours, and alternatively lengthened hand for minutes, making it near impossible to ever confuse the two. Wow!But the excitement doesn't end there. If you're like me you were probably wondering "If there are 24 hours in a day, and 12 principal numbers on the Millage Flying Tourbillon 3826, how does it keep track of the other 12 hours?" Well wonder no more. The ingenious innovators at Millage have designed an unprecedented system of recycling time itself, called the AM/PM system. How does it work? Allow me to explain. Normally when you want to count something, anything, you start at 1 and continue until you reach the total number of things you want to count. What a drag! Wouldn't it be nice if halfway through we could go back and reuse the same exact numbers? Well now we can, all thanks to Millage! That doesn't mean that your full set of 24 hours is going anywhere though. The Millage Flying Tourbillon 3826's beautifully uncluttered watch-within-a-watch system guarantees you'll know exactly when you are without ever having to look outside. Amazing!As if you weren't already sold on this remarkable accomplishment of exquisite craftsmanship, it comes fully portable, featuring a strap fashioned from Alligator leather, so you won't ever have to leave home without a needlessly slaughtered reptile on your arm, all for the rock-bottom price of $150,000.Thanks Millage!

After carefully dropping exactly seven drops of anesthetic in my wife's coffee, I whisked her away to an old Russian surgeon from the cold war named Petr. He assured me through his drunken slur that my wife was good in his hands and that she wouldn't be harmed.Six hours later my wife had lost a kidney and I had gained a watch!It's not that great though. Just fine.

I have to withdraw my 17y/o daughters collage fund to afford this watch, but she is as dumb as rocks so its ok. I can barely afford to keep food on the table due to my being layed off of my job last year. But I am happy knowing that I have this amazing watch that will always tell me the correct time.

I have no idea how they can offer such an amazing price for this time piece. I literally feel like I walked into the watch makers home while he was sleeping, woke him up with the cold barrel of my .45 on his head and demanded he make me a watch that would cost no more then $99,000.00 plus $11.00 shipping. Yes, it feels like I have robbed the watch maker. The watch feels so good on my wrist, its like my wrist is making constant love with this watch. Some times when I am in public I can't help but make orgasmic noises because this watch feels so good. While typing this review I needed to take several breaks to clean myself up. I am a new father, and that does not even compare to how this watch makes me feel. That is the WHOLE POINT OF THIS WATCH, its the WAY it makes you feel. Thats it, how would you feel wearing $99,000.00 on your wrist.

The absolute genius of this time piece is subtly alluded to in its name: "flying tourbilllon." Now at the risk condescension, most reviewers, I fear, don't understand this appellation. "Tourbilllon," roughly translated from the original middle Flemish, is best understood as "all matter." This beautiful watch not only tells you the hour of the day, down to the minute, it also makes stuff fly.Think of the possibilities! My yacht was simply of a too heavy hull displacement design. Presto! I point this watch at the deck and we are out of the water making ninety knots. I needed to relocate from Burnt Knee Arkansas to Manhattan. Presto! Point the watch at my house and my relocation was solved in hours. Our house now rests in Central Park.Reviewers complain about the price of this amazing watch. But think of how much you'll save once you unlock this secret revealed in its name.And it actually delivers itself to your home! Command matter! Overcome gravity! Buy this watch now!!