Il Pestello di Onan,ovvero come cucinare a punto la pecora e perdere la vista. Manuale per pippaioli e single

What I love about this book is the fact that it exists. It's nearly as ridiculous as myself. It's in Italian, so I don't understand a word. There is only one picture(the one on the cover). I think I just might skip the pasta and go straight for the desert.

Ottimo libro per un regalo ironico, ne ho presi due quindi ne so qualcosa.Scritto male, impaginato peggio, mi sono fermava varie volte durante la lettura per rivalutare le mie priorità di vita ma sono ritornata a leggerlo.Aspetto con ansia che il corrispettivo femminile sia disponibile. No davvero, lo voglio.

This book covers everything a single man living in Italy needs to know about cooking and self pleasure. Do not judge a book by its cover, this is not about wearing sheep as backpacks or anything weird like that. The information presented is clear and straight to the point and will teach you everything you need to know about cooking pasta, masturbating, or selecting the best ball harness to suit your needs. I used Google translate to read this book since I don't speak Italian but was able to figure most of it out. The chapter on Fleshlights is particularly insightful. Enjoy!

Il testo è solo una collezione di ricette di cucina prese dalla rete e copiate senza alcun criterio e proposte in ordine casuale. I contenuti dell'autore si limitano a poche frasi. Inoltre il testo non ha nulla a che vedere con quanto scritto nella premessa...andrebbe rimosso dalla rete immediatamente .

What can anyone say about an Italian "cookbook" with a less-than-loin-cloth-wearing Italian sporting a lamb slung over his shoulders?

If like me, you love cooking lamb and masturbating, but sometimes get bored with the same old wank-and-shank, then look no further brother! This book is the holy grail of all texts in the italian cooking/masturbation category. Great find! 5 Stars.