1000 Sheets Per Roll, 8 Toilet Paper Rolls, Bath Tissue

Ladies and gentlemen, bathroom connoisseurs and cheeky folks alike, gather 'round because we're about to embark on a positively hilarious review of Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls! Yes, we're talking about toilet paper, and it's time to give credit where credit is due: Rolling in the Rolls: With 32 rolls, it's like the gift that keeps on giving. You could build a TP fort with this many rolls, or at least survive the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020. Scott, the Soft Sage: It's like having a friend named Scott who's soft, gentle, and always there when you need him. No need to send a holiday card, just grab another sheet. Toilet Paper Pyramid Scheme: You could build a TP pyramid with this stash and maybe start a cult of ultra-comfort bathroom experiences. Scott would be your spiritual leader. Unrolling Laughter: Unrolling this TP is like unearthing a treasure map to a hidden world of comfort. There could be dragons or maybe just a loo, but who's to say? Two-Ply Tango: This TP is two-ply, which is like a luxurious dance of softness for your derriere. It's the tango of toilet paper - smooth and supportive. Scott's Subtle Superpower: It's unscented, so you won't smell like a bouquet of roses, but hey, it's not perfume; it's toilet paper. You can still rock that au naturel scent with pride. Budget-Friendly Booty Bliss: The best part? It's budget-friendly. You don't have to sell a kidney for the luxury of comfortable bathroom breaks. It's like a golden ticket to TP paradise. In conclusion, Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, 32 Rolls, is like your trusty sidekick in the bathroom, always ready to save the day. It's soft, budget-friendly, and the gift that keeps on giving. So go ahead, roll with Scott and experience the tango of toilet paper luxury. Your derriere will thank you!

Scott 1000 is ideal for today's low flow toilets that clog easily. You would have to use a great deal of it at once to cause clogging. It is definitely NOT a "cushy tushy" brand, but it is inexpensive and cleans you adequately, and your plunger or plumber's snake will remain unused in your closet. Do not use generics. Wegman's generic version of Scott 1000 may leave bits of tissue on the skin.

Update: The shipping on this item is no longer free, which means you lose alot of value. This might seem like an alarming amount of statistical data considering it's concerning... toilet paper... of all things, but, if you do the math, this product is the best value, given several factors. You must assume the following about this product: 1. This single-ply product is as effective as most 2-ply products. And I believe it is. 2. This product is not uncomfortable in any way, but it is not cottony-soft. If you are sensitive to the texture of bath tissue, you may not be wild about this product. To quote Dwight Schrute, "Don't get me start on how coddled the American anus is..." Personally, I'm just fine with the texture of this product. Disclaimer: if you are accustomed to cottony-soft, 2-ply bath tissue for your sensitive hind-region, you should spend more money on a product that properly caters to your pampered anus. That said, the math is as follows: Each roll contains 1000 sheets, which are 4.1" in length, or: 1000(4.1)= 4100 Inches per roll Comparison rolls of 2-ply are 500 sheets, which are an average of 4" in length, or: 500(4)= 2000 inches per roll If you folded your Scott Bathroom Tissue in half (creating 2-ply bath tissue), you'd have a length of 2050 inches, which is 50 inches greater than the average 2-ply. We can extrapolate that Scott Bathroom Tissue contains more useable length of product than comparable products. I did not take sheet width into account, because Scott Bathroom Tissue's width is standard, or adequate, and comparable to other products. Users who require a wider bathroom tissue may consider consulting a doctor, finding a specialty outlet, or contacting a bathroom tissue manufacturer who may manufacture bathroom tissue at a custom width for an additional cost. It's simple to calculate your cost per roll, for example, in this pack you receive 20 rolls; you simply divide the total cost by the number of rolls, or: $11/20= $0.55/roll To compare to other brands, you must also find the cost per roll. In this example, I will use a no-name brand, in a large box. We'll call it TPerfection, which comes in a box of 96 rolls for $40. We determine the cost per roll is: $40/95= $0.46 - that sounds enticing!! But it's not, because you're purchasing 500 sheets per roll, at 4" per sheet, or 500(4)= 2000" Remember, Scott's rolls each contain: 1000(4.1)= 4100" Again, we must assume that Scott's Bathroom Tissue is equally as effective as comparable 2-ply rolls. And you see that you are getting a much greater value from Scott's Bathroom Tissue. In some product applications, you might like a formula to create a ratio that easily compares the value of two products - in this case, it's entirely unecessary. It's easy to extrapolate that Scott's Bathroom Tissue exceeds comparable brands in value.

Good product buy it!

Great value

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Pareciera que el papel es muy delgado, pero, es resistente, no deja “pelusa”. Súper rendidos me duró dos meses y en casa distante el día somos 6 adultos más visitas en fines de semana.

This toilet paper is endless. Truly an exceptional product and biodegradable.

Rinde muy bien y estaba en oferta, recomendable.

One box lasts me (female) and my son 8 months. It's well worth it. It is one ply but I don't see a difference. If you use 2-ply or 3-ply, how many squares are you really pulling? 8-10, that's 24-30 one-ply squares. You're not going to pull 24 to 30 squares, you'll pull 8-10 so your tp lasts longer just based on math.