Il Pestello di Onan,ovvero come cucinare a punto la pecora e perdere la vista. Manuale per pippaioli e single (Italian Edition)

This book covers everything a single man living in Italy needs to know about cooking and self pleasure. Do not judge a book by its cover, this is not about wearing sheep as backpacks or anything weird like that. The information presented is clear and straight to the point and will teach you everything you need to know about cooking pasta, masturbating, or selecting the best ball harness to suit your needs. I used Google translate to read this book since I don't speak Italian but was able to figure most of it out. The chapter on Fleshlights is particularly insightful. Enjoy!

What can anyone say about an Italian "cookbook" with a less-than-loin-cloth-wearing Italian sporting a lamb slung over his shoulders?

If like me, you love cooking lamb and masturbating, but sometimes get bored with the same old wank-and-shank, then look no further brother! This book is the holy grail of all texts in the italian cooking/masturbation category. Great find! 5 Stars.

Found new techniques, but the sheep peed on me :(

If, like me, you woke up the morning after your 45th birthday with a Wagnerian hangover, a dead stripper in your bed, and a clear sense that the corporate ladder was a soul-quenching climb with absolutely nothing worthwhile at the top, then this life-changing little tome may be the book for you. Do I read Italian? No. Did it matter? Not in the least.Hint: Sheep like to be held GENTLY (and sung to) when you drape them over your shoulders. Also, don't forget to apply liberal amounts of SPF15 to the parts of your face, chest and back that the sheep doesn't cover -- that hot Italian sun can be unforgiving.

This picture cover is a metaphor.Strapping lad with a chastity belt on.Lamb around his shoulders.Sea behind him.It's obviously about forbidden love and carrying the weight of love for his lamb on his shoulders.And the sea in the background represents being lost at love like lost at sea.

Don't listen to the other reviews. The sheep will urinate on your neck and when you're not looking... it will consume the fleshlight like a delicious gummy treat.After reading this book, I gained 76 pounds and now have aids because I listened to the the author.Do not offer yourself to reptilian shape shifters unless you're willing to pay the ultimate price.Thanks Obama!

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What I love about this book is the fact that it exists. It's nearly as ridiculous as myself. It's in Italian, so I don't understand a word. There is only one picture(the one on the cover). I think I just might skip the pasta and go straight for the desert.

Ottimo libro per un regalo ironico, ne ho presi due quindi ne so qualcosa.Scritto male, impaginato peggio, mi sono fermava varie volte durante la lettura per rivalutare le mie priorità di vita ma sono ritornata a leggerlo.Aspetto con ansia che il corrispettivo femminile sia disponibile. No davvero, lo voglio.

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