The Funniest Thing You Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

This is one of the funniest books I have ever picked up. It's not the sort of book that you would read cover to cover but just to pick it up and open a random page its hilarious. I brought it for my husband but i keep picking it up and so does everyone who comes into the house.

You'll never be lost for words with a copy of this book, as there's something for everyone from teenage to dotage. The quotes/anecdotes are a mix of funny, oh-so-true and downright philosophical. With a wealth of well chosen words for any and every occasion it's an absolute "must have" for anyone involved in public speaking or presentations, business or pleasure.Helpfully sectioned under main headings [such as Humanity, Sport & Leisure, Natural World, Arts & Entertainment, Science, Society, The Universe, etc.,] with heaps of more specific subheadings, it's really easy to find something to suit the occasion. For example, what better way to save face when you lose your place/clam up during a speech than to quote George Jessel: "The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." A mine of wit and wisdom, I love it.

A good book for the bathroom collection.

Good product

Afraid I didn't find it that funny - one for the charity shop.

So we’ll researched and put together. Such fun!

Stop reading this review now and just BUY THE BOOK!Really, you won't regret it!It's stuffed full of superbly witty quoteable quotes, which are ideal for dropping into emails, slotting into speeches or just reading and cheering yourself up. One word of warning though, if you pick it up and start browsing, you won't put it down for AGES ... a tad tricky to explain if you happen to have grabbed it for a bit of light toilet reading!I stumbled across this book a few years ago whilst away on business and managed to embarrass myself by guffawing out loud whilst reading it in a restaurant and on a plane.This book seems so spookily in tune with my sense of humour and draws on so many cultural references which are familiar to me that I reckon Rosemarie Jarski qualifies as a genius (or a stalker!!!)

When I visited my Former Dentist In Ipswich, This Book was alwys In The Waitng Room, I Read It Every Time, Thinking I Must Buy This One Day. So I put on My Wishlist 2,3 Years Ago & Have Finally Bought It. A Great Humorous Book.

This book is categorized into twelve (12) different topics. Everything in the book is based on quotations from famous people. The book will make the most stoic person laugh!! I have to be careful where and when I open this book because I will burst out laughing at any moment. Buy it! I highly recommend it! By the way this book contains more than five hundred (500) pages.

Superbly funny books with full of funny quotes, I am a fan of memes but this book makes me lose my screen time ,I didn't expect but this book have one of the good paper quality that I have seen

dickes Buch voller lustiger Zitate, eignet sich gut zum Verschenken oder für die Lektüre zwischendurch - perfekt um sich zu zerstreuen. Klare Kaufempfehlung.

様々なジャンルに分けられたいわゆる「一言集」。皮肉とユーモアが上手い具合に混ざり合った「一言」は、かなりスパイスがきいていて、思わず吹き出してしまうものもたくさんあります。確かに、ユーモアに対するバックグラウンドが違って、英語は理解できてもあまり面白くないものもありますが、かなりたくさん載ってますので、大笑いできるものもあり、後からジワジワ面白さが込み上げてくるものもあり、私は好きです。一つ一つが短いこともあって、適当に開けて目に付いたものを読む…っていうのもできて、気軽に読めるのも良いですね。

An excellent compilation of humorous quotations on various subjects, running into about 450 pages. I have ordered Volume 2.