The ProblemBotched brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay? The Solution is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee. For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inches wide on top and is 4.5 inches long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (USA-made double-sided body tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100 percent polyester faux fur. Choose between the following 3 colors: Michael Jackson's Hair The Carpet Matches the Drapes Natural Pink Using Kitty Carpet is easy: 1) Trim your Kitty Carpet to the desired shape. 2) Peel off at least one included Quick Fix Stick and stick it to the non-fuzzy side of Kitty Carpet. 3) Adhere your Kitty Carpet exactly where you think it should go. Contains: 1 carpet with 24 pieces of Quick Fix Sticks Measures: approximately 4 1/2 inches x 3 1/2 inches x 1/5 inch (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm) Faux fur made in China/Quick Fix Sticks made in USA *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨) ¸.*¨) (¸.´ (¸.` The Fashion First Aid - Team
| Department | Women's |
| Manufacturer | Fashion First Aid |
| Material composition | Polyester |
| Package dimensions | 14.5 x 8.9 x 0.5 centimetres |
| Package Weight | 0.03 Pounds |
| Item dimensions L x W x H | 11.4 x 1.3 x 8.9 centimetres |
| Item weight | 16.44 Grams |
| Brand | Fashion First Aid |
| Colour | Black |
| Special features | Reusable |
| Department | Women's |
| Item model number | KC04 |
| Product Dimensions | 11.43 x 1.27 x 8.89 cm; 16.44 g |
| ASIN | B006JFA8AM |
K**H
Will change your life forever :-)
After being unable to find work for a while, I am proud to announce that I start work tomorrow on the photo shoot for The Joy Of Sex. All thanks to the kitty carpet-I beat off the competition from some Brazilian ladies.I just need to find my kafktan :-)
E**0
Feeling like a native.
Going on holiday to Turkey and wanted to fit in with the locals, so this is ideal. The sides are visible with bikini bottoms to add to the authenticity.A bit moulty though.
M**E
Hilarious
What a find. A fantastic joke pressie for those not easily offended.It's also in other colours when I researched it. I would have got the bright pink one if they had sold that too.I adore the name.
P**S
I considered a transplant and that spray on stuff but it was messy and painful. This works great and i've had lots of ...
For years I was too embarassed to walk around with no underwear in social situation. Now thanks to this product I can parade proudly. I considered a transplant and that spray on stuff but it was messy and painful. This works great and i've had lots of compliments from people who have noted my new rug.
N**Y
Funny!
Bought as a joke gift looks fab lol x
E**E
Waste of money
Total waste of money. I am disgusted that someone is able to sell a tiny thin piece of fluff like this for that amount of money. It is completely useless for what I need it for, i.e. a mirkin!!!!..... I may as well make my own.
S**A
Five Stars
Great it is for fancy dress. Arrived very fast no complaints
M**E
One Star
Pathetic and not worth £2 wanted for a joke and paid high postage for an envelope
K**S
Ok, but value for quality isn't there.
Good as a gag...but pretty expensive for what it is.
J**E
Perfect gag gift
I got this simply for a gag gift and it served its purpose. Not sure if it actually will get used though. It is made of a cheap material and I’m pretty sure I could have made this myself for way less money. It does come with tape to hold it in place but there is no way it would hold. Very funny “Merkin” gag gift!
V**H
Fake looking but fun
As a cam model, I get requests for hairy videos regularly. I prefer the shaved look personally but I decided to buy this for those times when I just need a change. Plus I secretly always wanted a merkin. The first package I received had nothing in it. Just empty. So they sent me a new one which arrived quickly. It is definitely a novelty item. It does not look like real pubic hair. Now I didn't expect much for the price so I'm not disappointed, just wish it looked a bit more realistic. It legit is pretty flimsy and somewhat falling apart after one use. The adhesive strips are GREAT though. Very strong. I think they even waxed me a bit. Haha. Basically if you want a fun little panty prop or something... it's fine. Just don't try to fool anyone because it looks more like wool than Poon hair.
P**I
One Star
It's very hard to cut to the right shape, and doesn't stand on that well.
E**S
Waste of money.
Does not resemble hair in the least. Sheds just by looking at it!
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