ORION COSTUMES Adult Men's Bad Plumber Retro 80s Video Game Carnival Fancy Dress Costume

It is December 24, 2020. I get a message from a friend on WhatsApp in regards to an order being shipped on the 27th, it's a Christmas gift and I had no idea what it was going to be. The parcel arrived, it was substantially sized and had a fair weight to it. I thought to myself "What on earth did he get me? I hope he didn't go nuts and get me something crazy like PC components or a controller for a gaming system, a bunch of games, aftershave, a hoody, I have no idea what it could be."I open up the box, filled with excitement and anticipation and I see a beautiful, fabric grey bag with a white ribbon bow. Excited, curious and eager to find out what the contents were, I undid the bow, opened the bag, peeked inside only to be greeted with the purple and yellow monstrosity that is this costume.I am debating what to do with my life now.